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उस ज़माने की दुर्गा पूजा

दुर्गा पूजा आमतौर पर हाफ इयरली एग्जाम के बाद होती थी। 10-15  दिन की घिसाई के बाद जब दुर्गा पूजा की छुट्टी होती थी तो मज़ा सा आ जाता था।  आखिरी एग्जाम भले ही कितना भी गोबर गया हो लेकिन उसके बाद सबके चेहरे पर एक ही भाव रहता था "चलो ख़त्म तो हुआ" . उस दिन स्कूल से घर वापस आते वक़्त हमारी एटलस साइकिल अनायास ही कॉलोनी के उन दुर्गा पूजा पंडालों की तरफ मुद जाती थी जो अभी बन ही रहे होते थे।  पंडाल पर पहुंचते ही सबके अंदर का शेरलॉक बाहर आने लगता था। कोई कहता विश्वनाथ मंदिर है, कोई कहता वाइट हाउस है लेकिन बनने के बाद वो कुछ  और ही निकलता था। वो समय कुछ और ही था , मुझे तो लगता है उस समय की हवा में ऑक्सीजन, नाइट्रोजन और सी ओ 2 का परसेंटेज भी कुछ और ही था। त्यौहार सही मायने में खुशियां लाते थे , अभी तो बिग बिलियन और फेस्टिव  सीजन सेल लाते है। तब किसी को तकलीफ नहीं होती थी अगर दिन भर लाउडस्पीकर पर भक्ति गाने बजे तो , तब तो भक्त होना भी अच्छा माना जाता था। पोलिटिकल डिबेट सिर्फ पान की गुमटी या नुक्कड़ की जनरल मर्चेंट की दूकान तक ही सीमित रहती थी और वैचारिक मतभेद हो...
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Employee seen working at Lunch hour

Employee seen working at Lunch hour                         In a truly shocking event, an employee of a major government firm was caught working at lunch hour. The news has spread like a wildfire and the suspected employee has gone underground. Employee working his ass off just after he was caught                       As it's a common norm in almost every government firms, that working in lunch hour is a taboo and people working at this hour are outcast. Shockingly when Mr. Mahto was going for taking a nap (oh! yes you heard that right) after having a heavy dose of daal chawal, he saw a co-worker working his ass off in completing a job. Mahto was dumbstruck and rubbed his eyes again and again in case he is dreaming, but saw the same thing again.  He approached the co-worker and asked the reason for the gru...
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"Pangs Of Kanpur" What not to do while preparing for JEE                   I had no clue how a gunshot sounds like. But when that high decibel sound dominated Atif Aslam on our mp3 player and reached my eardrums, I somehow knew what it was. I stared blankly towards Kavi and Chandu. " What the fuck was that!" shouted Chandu. It was as if my center of mass had shifted to my throat. I couldn't speak. I choked. Next thing we hear was a voice at the top of our heads. Voice clearly suggested that the man was enraged and was abusing someone passionately. In a matter of seconds he had brought the whole ancestry of the other person under scanner. All this was going on our rooftop. " Where is Pornab?" I blurted. Kavi ran to Pornab's room and came back with somewhat obvious news. Pornab was not there. Atif Aslam was still singing explaining how he can't sustain long distance relationship anymore. Chandu underst...
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The Man With The Rusty Gun!

It was a dark night illuminated by only some streetlights. I was helping my friend move into a new apartment in Noida sector 62 whole evening and now it was around midnight. He asked me to stay for the night but it was my office time as I usually follow the nocturnal schedule. Usually the autos to 12-22 chauraha can be easily found in daytime but very few of them do the night duty. After half an hour of wait I frantically started asking for lift from practically anything moving on the road. A chota hathi came to my rescue. I sat next to the driver. He was very much about my age, color and height. He had a little less fat accumulation than me and was smoking a bidi . His face was heavily scarred as if he had failed miserably every time he went on to shave. I was busy analyzing his anatomy when he said, "Its not safe to ask for lift at such ungodly hour". "I am not a girl to be worried about", I was quick to reply. He was unreadable from his expressions as there we...
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